Sunday, October 15

Oh, the Places You'll Go! by Dr. Seuss

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'Oh, the Places You'll Go!' is about the effects of LSD. It is quite popular with college students.

The story is written in second person. "You" experience a burst of confidence, and are off on an adventure where "things start to happen." The illustrations use blocks and stripes of colour to demonstrate how vivid colours can appear on acid, and how you see everything in a new and striking way.

Next tackled is the subject of the high. This is shown in the illustration of an air balloon soaring above a vast world of colour. The language reflects the euphoria, with words like "lead" and "top" and "best."

Then comes the low, where you "come down...with an unpleasant bump." Here fear and uncertainty creep in. The illustrations show that your surroundings become unsteady and confusing. "The Waiting Place" is where everything becomes stagnant and you don't know what to do with yourself. You are trapped in a feeling of hopelessness.

You embark on a second trip. Colours are bright again, music speaks to you, and your inhibitions leave you. You become over-confident, convinced you have the power to do anything and everything. This is where you are most likely to injure yourself or do something regrettable if left unchecked. This is emphasised in a double-page spread of a series of ridiculous and dangerous antics, combining several known – and unknown – sporting activities.

Depression and paranoia set in. "You" are now presented as feeling very small, with shadows and monsters lurking and looming. The colours are once again bleak and the tone is eerie.

The book concludes on a positive note, encouraging the reader to take risks but be careful. 'Oh, the Places You'll Go' is an informative and non-judgmental (perhaps even encouraging) depiction of recreational drug use.

Friday, October 6

Gone is Gone by Wanda Ga'g

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'Gone is Gone' or 'The Story of a Man Who Wanted to Do Housework' is retold here by Wanda Ga'g, after being passed down orally through generations of her family. The book is dedicated "To My Peasant Ancestors." This is how I intend to dedicate my future memoirs.

Fritzl and Liesi live and work on their land. Fritzl works out in the field all day. Liesi works in and around the house and looks after the baby. Fritzl believes that he works harder than Liesi and has no issue in saying so.

"Little do you know, Liesi, what a man's work is like, little do you know! Your work now, 'tis nothing at all."

Liesi wallops him, takes the child and leaves him. Alas, I kid. She is instead miraculously bemused by his misogyny. She suggests that they swap workloads for a day.

'Gone is Gone' is titled thus because every time Fritzl screws up one of the chores, he shrugs and says "Na, na! What's gone is gone." Is it such a wonder that he's so easy on himself after dismissing his wife's hard word? A ripping display of male entitlement.

Fritzl's incompetence amplifies until he has put the lives of his dog, his cow, his child and himself in jeopardy. What an idiot. Even so, Liesi is patient and kind with him, though an "I told you so" is heavily implied – and well-deserved.

'Gone is Gone' is is a fine tale of comeuppance for adults and children alike.

Tuesday, October 3

Farmer George and the Hedgehogs by Nick Ward

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This book is about George, a farmer who nearly kills four hedgehogs when he decides to light a spontaneous bonfire.

Luckily, his wife, Dotty, stops himfrom committing murder. They then decide to atone for their sins by taking care of the hedgehogs.

The do a terrible job.

First, they should have got them checked out for damage from smoke inhalation. They instead try to house them with several animals, who could irritate or injure them. Finally, they feed them milk and bread.

Do not feed hedgehogs milk or bread! They cannot digest these things! It is terrible for their little tummies, especially if they are recovering from a trauma and smoke inhalation.

George and Dotty might be forgiven for their ignorance, if it weren't for the fact that all the animals – including the hedgehogs – can speak perfect English. This book must take place in an alternate universe like Oz. It is the only way for it to make sense.

This is a simple story, which does its best to highlight the dangers of bonfires and champion animal protection. Unfortunately, it leaves George looking like an incompetent farmar and Dotty looking, well, a little dotty.

Wednesday, September 27

Wonder Woman at Super Hero High by Lisa Yee

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Diana has moved from Themescyra to Metropolis to attend Super Hero High. There she will learn to be an ambassador for her people and the greatest hero she can be.

This is the first novel to accompany a cartoon series and doll line called DC Super Hero Girls, which highlights the women of DC. To have a series focused on female superheroes that has a young target demographic is significant.

There has been some upset that Wonder Woman attends Super Hero High with the likes of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy. Many have mansplained, "They're not heroes, they're villains!" Well, let me hogsplain something to the decriers: It's called the Multiverse. In this particular universe, characters of all designs attend Super Hero High and do not share the same continuity as their counterparts from Prime Earth. Calm yo' nips.

Indeed, while Super Hero High aims to produce superheroes, there is no guarantee that each student will become a superhero. There is every possibility that it will produce its fair share of villains. This is blatantly stated by the principal, Amanda Waller. Yes, you read that right. Also, Gorilla Grod is VP.

If this is all flying over your head like a bird or a plane, never fear! You do not need to know anything about Wonder Woman or her fellow DC comrades to understand and enjoy this novel. Those who do know some of the characters may delight in seeing how they are incorporated into the story in various roles. Without giving too much away, I will tell you that there are students from three other schools featured, there are male students (Barry Allen, Hal Jordan, Beast Boy), and a couple contemporary heroes are Black Canary and Firestorm. Batman doesn't...seem to exist. Readers can be left to wonder if this means the Wayne glass is full or empty.

Back to Wonder Woman! Diana is the perfect protagonist to lead into the world of Super Hero High. She is not only new to the school but clueless about mortal customs. Too clueless. She takes everything literally and doesn't even know about handshakes, despite having had access to the internet. There is sheltered, and then there is this girl.

My prickly point is that Wonder Woman takes on the nickname "Wondy" thanks to Harley Quinn. I have no issue with characters being referred to by their superhero names, but Wondy? NO. Ridiculousness.

I listened to 'Wonder Woman at Super Hero High' on audio, read by Ashley Eckstein. She did an excellent job. I would happily listen to another audio book narrated by her. She is currently the only narrator in the Super Hero High book series who does not voice a character in the DC Super Hero Girls cartoon.

The next book in the series is 'Supergirl at Super Hero High.' I read that one first because I have no care for the order of things and do as I please. I liked it also.

*It is not clear whether penguins or puffins live there.

Monday, September 18

Porcupining: A Prickly Love Story by Lisa Wheeler, Illustrated by Janie Bynum

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This is the story of Cushion, a lone Porcupine who lives in a petting zoo. You can imagine what a depressing life that is! Lonely and dejected, Cushion jailbreaks his pen and goes in search of a wife, banjo in hand. Yes, he plays the banjo. I can't decide if this is magnificent or mortifying. Maybe both.

What keeps Cushion from finding a mate isn't his prickly exterior, or his banjo playing, or his singing. Well, those might be contributing factors, but they aren't his ultimate downfall. No, that lies in how he expresses himself.

Cushion is the Mr Collins of porcupines.

I'm not exaggerating. He is single-minded in his goal of "porcupining for a wife" (cringe) and has a talent for delivering insults as if they were compliments. When his advances are poorly received, he writes off the other party as the one at fault and continues on his way to woo his next victim.

Of course, as this is "a prickly love story" Mr Coll- Cushion manages to inexplicably find his perfect match in a beautiful hedgehog. Much like Elizabeth Bennet, I am flabbergasted…and intrigued. Critical as I may be of Cushion's character, I am interested to know how this prickly love story will pan out – and there just so happens to be a follow-up book, 'Hokey-Pokey: Another Prickly Love Story.' I may read it.

My favourite illustrations in the book are actually the ones in the cover pages. The ones of Cushion trying to catch hearts in a net and a jar are very sweet, and the one of him smooching a hairbrush is simultaneously funny and embarrassing.

I would recommend 'Porcupining: A Prickly Love Story' to anyone who likes puns (so many puns) and stories where even the most obtuse and exasperating of creatures can find love.